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Time for a wee bit of fun. I could spin you a line about how deep and meaningful this is but the truth is every half-arsed football blog needs a half-arsed lookalikes post, so here’s mine. Yes, I know it’s been done to death before. I don’t care. Yes, I know it’s not very nice to poke fun at people for their looks. These people are all ridiculously overpaid and pretentious enough that I think it’s perfectly well justified to lampoon them a wee bit in this instance.

If you don’t like tacky humour, look away now. Alternatively if you do condone this kind of behaviour, why not make one yourself and post it in the comments section?

First up, I’m sure Cruella de Vil is suing Lionel Messi for trademark violation as we speak…

FIFA Ballon d'Or Gala 2012

Roma striker Pablo Daniel Osvaldo was eternally grateful to Dame Edna for lending him her spare pair of specs after he forgot to bring his to a recent press conference…


We can’t go letting Milan off the hook. Can you spot which one is Stephan El Shaarawy and which is a pink cockatoo?


These two were quite clearly separated at birth…


Ever since Gennaro Gattuso retired from gli Azzurri, Andrea Pirlo seems to have taken it upon himself assume the mandatory role of team yeti.


Caravaggio wasn’t just the greatest genius ever to pick up a paintbrush, he also had an incredible knack to see into the future and paint what he saw. I do think Riccardo Montolivo is more suited as David to Alessandro Diamanti’s Goliath than the other way around though…


This one I think is self explanatory.


And finally, I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist… One of these photos depicts a spare prick at a wedding. The other is of John Terry with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.

Football World Cup - NZ All Whites v Italy, 20 June 2010

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Enzo Giordani

A grassroots sports photography enthusiast based in Auckland, New Zealand, and a fan of the most magnificent football club on earth - A.S. Roma.

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